hidden mystery

ludicrouscupcake:

tyleroakley:

thestrayline:

for christmas, i bought my brother an ipod touch. it’s his very first ipod so i’m sure he’s going to flip shit. but since he’s been a little shit for most of the year, i’m gonna make him work for it. the ipod in wrapped in 38 various layers of bags, boxes, tissue paper, and tape. i’ve also hidden every single pair of scissors we own in our house. let’s see if he wants to play a game.

Calm it down, JigSaw.

this is how you older sibling.

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bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

• how to pay bills
• how to buy a house
• how to buy a car
• how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

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readytolift:

only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

All the awards.

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via nativeaspect)

my-kala:

verticurl:

I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone

The most accurate thing I’ve ever read

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busty-karkat:

My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests

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bre-aking:

My mom’s mother’s day gift this year is the fact that I haven’t made her a grandmother yet. You’re welcome. 

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